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mysteryman said:
vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
aviggo77 said:
vivster said:
None. That's why I have no viruses.

how do u know dat u have no virus?

If a virus falls in the woods and there is no antivirus program to detect it, was there really a virus?

The ans̸̻̪͞͞ẃ̝̞͍̤̰̼̠͝e̴̸͉̣̺̞͍͓͚̗r̴̺̯̟͎̘͎̝̞̦͝͠ ͚̼̘̙̠̞̣͇̫̕i̢͈̬̦̝̬ş҉̴͓̘͙͇̦̼ ͏̝̺͚̝n̟̖̘͉̱̕ͅo̡̦̞͖͔͙̭̠̭̗͘͠o̸͇͘o̡̻͓̠̠͞ợ͔̕o͔͢o̢̧̪̲ͅo̶̼̮.̥̟͕̱̕͠.͏̶̡̻̮̼̩̼͉͖.͏̳͙̙

That's just silly. Woods come pre-installed with Norton, and there's no way to truly delete it.

I thought Norton died in that other virus infested forest.

The new woods are all fresh installs.


Norton never dies, it just lays dormant in the registry, waiting for the forest to grow anew.

Fresh installs are a lie, Norton finds a way. It always does.

Aren't there any programs to detect Nortons and remove them from the system? Some kind of AntiNorton program.



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vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
aviggo77 said:
vivster said:
None. That's why I have no viruses.

how do u know dat u have no virus?

If a virus falls in the woods and there is no antivirus program to detect it, was there really a virus?

The ans̸̻̪͞͞ẃ̝̞͍̤̰̼̠͝e̴̸͉̣̺̞͍͓͚̗r̴̺̯̟͎̘͎̝̞̦͝͠ ͚̼̘̙̠̞̣͇̫̕i̢͈̬̦̝̬ş҉̴͓̘͙͇̦̼ ͏̝̺͚̝n̟̖̘͉̱̕ͅo̡̦̞͖͔͙̭̠̭̗͘͠o̸͇͘o̡̻͓̠̠͞ợ͔̕o͔͢o̢̧̪̲ͅo̶̼̮.̥̟͕̱̕͠.͏̶̡̻̮̼̩̼͉͖.͏̳͙̙

That's just silly. Woods come pre-installed with Norton, and there's no way to truly delete it.

I thought Norton died in that other virus infested forest.

The new woods are all fresh installs.


Norton never dies, it just lays dormant in the registry, waiting for the forest to grow anew.

Fresh installs are a lie, Norton finds a way. It always does.

Aren't there any programs to detect Nortons and remove them from the system? Some kind of AntiNorton program.

I believe so, but I wouldn't trust them. They secretly install a new Norton in a more hidden location.



mysteryman said:
vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
aviggo77 said:
vivster said:
None. That's why I have no viruses.

how do u know dat u have no virus?

If a virus falls in the woods and there is no antivirus program to detect it, was there really a virus?

The ans̸̻̪͞͞ẃ̝̞͍̤̰̼̠͝e̴̸͉̣̺̞͍͓͚̗r̴̺̯̟͎̘͎̝̞̦͝͠ ͚̼̘̙̠̞̣͇̫̕i̢͈̬̦̝̬ş҉̴͓̘͙͇̦̼ ͏̝̺͚̝n̟̖̘͉̱̕ͅo̡̦̞͖͔͙̭̠̭̗͘͠o̸͇͘o̡̻͓̠̠͞ợ͔̕o͔͢o̢̧̪̲ͅo̶̼̮.̥̟͕̱̕͠.͏̶̡̻̮̼̩̼͉͖.͏̳͙̙

That's just silly. Woods come pre-installed with Norton, and there's no way to truly delete it.

I thought Norton died in that other virus infested forest.

The new woods are all fresh installs.


Norton never dies, it just lays dormant in the registry, waiting for the forest to grow anew.

Fresh installs are a lie, Norton finds a way. It always does.

Aren't there any programs to detect Nortons and remove them from the system? Some kind of AntiNorton program.

I believe so, but I wouldn't trust them. They secretly install a new Norton in a more hidden location.

And that's exactly why I don't have such programs on my PC.



If you demand respect or gratitude for your volunteer work, you're doing volunteering wrong.

vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
mysteryman said:
vivster said:
aviggo77 said:
vivster said:
None. That's why I have no viruses.

how do u know dat u have no virus?

If a virus falls in the woods and there is no antivirus program to detect it, was there really a virus?

The ans̸̻̪͞͞ẃ̝̞͍̤̰̼̠͝e̴̸͉̣̺̞͍͓͚̗r̴̺̯̟͎̘͎̝̞̦͝͠ ͚̼̘̙̠̞̣͇̫̕i̢͈̬̦̝̬ş҉̴͓̘͙͇̦̼ ͏̝̺͚̝n̟̖̘͉̱̕ͅo̡̦̞͖͔͙̭̠̭̗͘͠o̸͇͘o̡̻͓̠̠͞ợ͔̕o͔͢o̢̧̪̲ͅo̶̼̮.̥̟͕̱̕͠.͏̶̡̻̮̼̩̼͉͖.͏̳͙̙

That's just silly. Woods come pre-installed with Norton, and there's no way to truly delete it.

I thought Norton died in that other virus infested forest.

The new woods are all fresh installs.


Norton never dies, it just lays dormant in the registry, waiting for the forest to grow anew.

Fresh installs are a lie, Norton finds a way. It always does.

Aren't there any programs to detect Nortons and remove them from the system? Some kind of AntiNorton program.

I believe so, but I wouldn't trust them. They secretly install a new Norton in a more hidden location.

And that's exactly why I don't have such programs on my PC.

None of us do *wink, wink*, *nudge, nudge*, *secret sign*



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