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About one month after I moved to the land, June 1506, I met a singer named Joel Jonas. He was an older guy, if I had to guess I would say early 50's, but his voice was great. Everyone at the town knew him because every year, at June, he would come and sing us a song. The funny thing, is that every single song he wrote are songs from this century. I will list every song he sang until he died.

1506 - Call Me Maybe

1507 - Baby

1508 - Best Song Ever

1509 - The Suite Life of Zach & Cody theme song

1510 - Gangnam Style

1511 - Grenade

1512 - Clannad After Story theme song

1513 - Wrecking Ball

1514 - The Fox

1515 - He died April this year...

Anyways, right before Mr. Jonas died, he told me that one day, someone from his blood line will have triplets. Their names will be Joe, Nick, and Kevin. He told me to teach these three boys the way of the Tentacle about 1 and 1/4 a year after a huge musical sensation dies because a medicine.

Next chatper, we will go to 2010 and see what happened when the Jonas Bro Bros. meet me.



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spurgeonryan said:
Great! is this your family history?

Nope. Just my history



Bump.



I'm waiting for the tentacle sex part.







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pbroy said:
I'm waiting for the tentacle sex part.

Am I the only one that thinks about that every time I see his username? O.O



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Nintentacle said:

1515 - He died April this year...


I tried searching YouTube to no avail. Is that even a real song?



LemonSlice said:
Nintentacle said:

1515 - He died April this year...


I tried searching YouTube to no avail. Is that even a real song?

It will come out in 2016 by Bruno Mars.