This thread should be dedicated to Dokapon Kingdom, but no one has ever played it! Seriously folks, don't let this box art fool you:

Get a bunch of friends over, pop this in, and it will be the most hardcore experience you ever have in your life. Think Mario Party + Pokemon + Monopoly + Risk + Crack Cocaine. I HAVE LOST A FRIEND OVER THIS GAME, but he was a jerk anyway, so I ain't trippin'.

Shit, someone beat me to it. Whatever, this thread still doesn't have enough Dokapon. It literally says on the back of the box "friendship destroying game!" I'm not kidding. I've seen normally very laid back, loving people jump into the pit of rage that occurs in any room where Dokapon has been going on too long. It's basically Mario Party RPG. It's a board game, but instead of minigames, stars, and coins it's battles, rescued towns, and gold. And you can kill your opponents and take their stuff, then mock their corpse.

What's that? You're fighting a boss monster? Okay, then I'm going to just hover around you until you're about to beat him, then rush in and kill you both, taking the reward, claiming the town, and stealing your best weapon. I'll also draw on your face and change your hair to look like dog poo, and rename your character Shithead.