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Forums - Microsoft - "xbox" said over 1 Billion times...and other stats

theprof00 on 04 December 2013

Over 2 million batteries purchased
Over 9k masterbations during xbox fitness (stats not given on individual trainers, presumably the majority is due to Shaun T)
Over 100m old people saved by kinect after witnessing them fall and autodialing 911
Over 50k points in swearing penalties in nba 2k
Over 50m pizzas pre-ordered through domino's kinect app with drone delivery service (seperate drone subscription required)
Over 12 Directv HDMI passthrough connections correctly set up

 

 

 

 



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jlmurph2 on 04 December 2013
theprof00 said:

Over 2 million batteries purchased
Over 9k masterbations during xbox fitness (stats not given on individual trainers, presumably the majority is due to Shaun T)
Over 100m old people saved by kinect after witnessing them fall and autodialing 911
Over 50k points in swearing penalties in nba 2k
Over 50m pizzas pre-ordered through domino's kinect app with drone delivery service (seperate drone subscription required)
Over 12 Directv HDMI passthrough connections correctly set up

 

 

 

 


Wow, you really just want to troll every chance you get huh?



bigjon on 04 December 2013

Prof aint trolling he is just joking on the MS PR jargon. Far as I can tell he likes XB1



End of 2009 Predictions (Set, January 1st 2009)

Wii- 72 million   3rd Year Peak, better slate of releases

360- 37 million   Should trend down slightly after 3rd year peak

PS3- 29 million  Sales should pick up next year, 3rd year peak and price cut

theprof00 on 04 December 2013
bigjon said:
Prof aint trolling he is just joking on the MS PR jargon. Far as I can tell he likes XB1

haha I do actually. I have to admit, for a console that prides itself on hands-free, they made a controller that nobody would ever want to put down. :D



Homeroids on 04 December 2013
jlmurph2 said:
theprof00 said:

Over 2 million batteries purchased
Over 9k masterbations during xbox fitness (stats not given on individual trainers, presumably the majority is due to Shaun T)
Over 100m old people saved by kinect after witnessing them fall and autodialing 911
Over 50k points in swearing penalties in nba 2k
Over 50m pizzas pre-ordered through domino's kinect app with drone delivery service (seperate drone subscription required)
Over 12 Directv HDMI passthrough connections correctly set up

 

 

 

 


Wow, you really just want to troll every chance you get huh?


Give him a break - that was pretty funny. We need some light hearted satire on here from time to time :)



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Normchacho on 04 December 2013

"Xbox said over 1 billion times"

"Xbox has listened 14 times"

Kidding of course :P



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I bet that on launch the Nintendo Switch will have no built in in-game voice chat. He bets that it will. The winner gets six months of avatar control over the other user.

Nsanity on 04 December 2013
Homeroids said:
jlmurph2 said:
theprof00 said:

Over 2 million batteries purchased
Over 9k masterbations during xbox fitness (stats not given on individual trainers, presumably the majority is due to Shaun T)
Over 100m old people saved by kinect after witnessing them fall and autodialing 911
Over 50k points in swearing penalties in nba 2k
Over 50m pizzas pre-ordered through domino's kinect app with drone delivery service (seperate drone subscription required)
Over 12 Directv HDMI passthrough connections correctly set up

 

 

 

 


Wow, you really just want to troll every chance you get huh?


Give him a break - that was pretty funny. We need some light hearted satire on here from time to time :)

He wasn't funny at all.



UltimateUnknown on 04 December 2013

Hilarious stuff, especially the pizza pre-order...because you know it's coming.

Kinect's secret sauce is that it can detect hunger level and automatically order Dominos Pizza. It'll even have advanced tech to charge your credit card automatically.



 

DamnTastic on 04 December 2013

Over 50m pizzas pre-ordered through domino's kinect app with drone delivery service (seperate drone subscription required)

I want that :o



yo_john117 on 04 December 2013

So I've realized three things from these incredible stats.

1: The majority of X1's must have been sold at elderly living centers and put in the common areas to save old people's lives.

2: The few X1's that were actually bought by gamers are the fattest gamers ever to have eaten 50 million pizzas in just over 10 days.

3: This thread is complete win!