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so remind me if I ever meet any of you in real life to invite you to a beer!



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i don't drink



MohammadBadir said:
i don't drink


Neither do I, actually.



Not drinking is no reason to decline a free beer!



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’



Happy birthday Wright's dad... I will take this beer if I had a chance.



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If he's a gamer too then Happy birthday to him !!! But anyways I wish him a very nice birthday.



As you can see on my profile, I'm too young to drink.

Congrats for your dad



Invite me to a hooker, I don`t like beer.



Netyaroze said:
Invite me to a hooker, I don`t like beer.


If you don't mind the hookers being shemales, I can invite you to some I know.



Wright said:
Netyaroze said:
Invite me to a hooker, I don`t like beer.


If you don't mind the hookers being shemales, I can invite you to some I know.


Your treat I guess. Well it must be an outrageously hot shemale in that case.  An absolutely convincing trap, preferably on hormon therapy since her early teens or else the illusion will fall apart when she starts to speak.