No
How about a puppy?

No. It'll put her eye out.

When they split up, why do Scooby and Shaggy always team up, while Fred gets Thelma and Daphne?

Cause Shaggy got the Scooby snacks...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ??? (say three times fast)  

Approximately 14.5 woods.

If not now, when?

later, but not soon

why is old school gamming making a comeback?

because old school gamers have lots of money now

Why do feet smell ??? 

They don't. Noses smell. Feet stink.

Why do I have nose hair?

Because hair in your eyes would be bothersome.
Why don't you look at me when we make love?

I hate seeing you cry.


Where's Waldo?

Didn´t you hear ??? He was lost in space...

Whats a good question for this game ???