Yes

Do you have a widescreen TV?

No.

Can you picture yourself being born? ^_^

No, that would be icky.

If you could add one character to SSBB who would it be? 

Ratchet

What is the point of a transfer function?

To break at an optune yet comediacally awful moment for the villain thus allowing the heroes to escape.

Nyuu or nya? 

nya!

what name of new president of Russia ?

In Soviet Russia, you don't get told president's name, president gets told your name.

What happens if this contraption works? 

It flips your eggs onto your toast, while simultaneously serves your waffles that your Wii made.

Are you sane?

I asked my Magic-8 Ball (as one should do with all major life changing questions) and its reply was "Definitely."

If you were an anime villain, what habit would you make sure NOT to pick up?

Collecting spoons

Would you touch this?