Because we're talking about manscaping and masturbation and you locked the thread about masturbation.
I don't know. You just scare me.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
Who, me? I'm just a big old, soft pussycat. I wouldn't prevent you guys from having a fun time.
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Hell yeah that counts. Did you get paid?
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No, I thought it was a chick. Next thing I knew I was being penetrated and my virgin bunghole loved it so much so I just went with it. True story.
Apparently you prevent us from telling about fun times.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
Aj_habfan said:
No, I thought it was a chick. Next thing I knew I was being penetrated and my virgin bunghole loved it so much so I just went with it. True story. |
You can get the same experience from a woman and you don't have to feel gay about it.
Dtewi: STFU already.
| psrock said: Ok boys, I am tired of this. Pulled this from wiki. I hope it helps. How to Get a Girl to Like You Ever wondered how to attract that social butterfly? Or even the class nerd? Girls love boys who are nice and romantic (but not overly romantic). Here's how to become that guy! Steps 1. Get involved in activities. Girls like guys who are doing things. And on the plus side, if you join a school team, more girls will notice you so you have another way to tell her. 2. Be yourself. Girls like boys who are themselves. And make sure you know the girl! While girls appreciate an honest boy, if who "you" are is not what the girl is into, you're not going to get very far. If she won't like you for who you truly are, she's not worth it. 3. Dig up any information you can find out about her. Search for her hobbies, interests, music she listens to, friends she likes, etc. Just understand her general style and adapt to it. The first thing a girl looks at is a guy's style. 4. Talk to her about stuff she is interested in - such as music she likes. Most importantly, try to get her to talk about herself, then build on that. People are naturally more comfortable talking about themselves anyway. Think of it as an opportunity to find out more about this girl so you can determine if you want to pursue her further. Also, if you are stuck on some conversation starters, remember the two starters that always seems to work: food and weather. Be funny and crack a joke every now and then or tell a girl an embarrassing story, but don't gossip! Most girls hate guys who gossip, but love guys who are funny. 5. Ask her to hang out. If you get to know each other better you may end up going out or you may end up realizing she wasn't the girl for you anyway. 6. Be a gentleman. Open the door for her, pull out her chair before she sits down, don't interrupt, etc. Those things show a poised, graceful man, and girls like that. You can't act like you do around your male friends. Also, be polite. 7. Compliment her. Just make sure that you are sincere, don't just make something up- if you look for something that really makes you like her, she'll know that you're interested in getting to know her better. Also, know the right ways to compliment. Some girls like it if you say "I like your hair/clothes." To be safe, be nice, cute, and above all, not creepy. Leering is a definite turn-off. 8. Space. Chicks dig space. Space. Chicks dig space. Don't be too clingy, Give her space. 9. When you talk to her, don't go on about your vacation in Hawaii. Ask questions and show her you are listening, girls like to talk out stories and such. 10. Don't swear in front of her. Girls don't want to hear you swear every ten words. But if they swear around you it might be okay. 11. Be sure to try to talk to her as much as possible, and if you like her, just go for it! 12. Make sure you remember her birthday and special dates like your anniversaries if you start dating, because otherwise you may get in trouble if she or you bring the subject up. If you have a terrible memory, don't bring special dates up, and pray that she doesn't either. 13. Also when you have free time hang out with her, instead of your guy friends. 14. If you have known the girl for a long time, you may want to ask her out. 15. Do all of this and you will be fine. |
Thank's so here is my strategy right now I play guitar(I am not good but I'll improve)I will put more effort on my guitar lessons and then prepare a setlist of songs and I will play them at my school and they chicks will go crazy for me ;)
Lol soriku is sick(everyday wtf) I hope he is just kidding.
I hope no one here watches porn.
| MontanaHatchet said: Showering 3 times a day is completely unnecessary and you're wasting tons of water. Seriously, the only two parts of your body that usually smell are your crotch region and your arm pits, and you can use deodorant on both parts. Make sure to wipe with baby wipes too. It's stupid, but no one is watching anyways and it gets you much cleaner. |
Deodorant...on the crotch region...
It's all so clear now.
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