you know..i think i will take white sauce on my angel hair pasta

This is as awkward for me as it is for you.

Disrespect tha set, gets dealt with quick, son!!!!!!!!

Dang okey ... you stoppin' my flow ...

I wonder if skillz is woman enough to holla at me ...

thats it...only three inchs...you missed the hole by three inchs...man way to loose Tiger....i mean i lost 2 k on that putt

I got some heat if you got the juice, fool ...

i am trying to smile but the otox makes my face feel funny

My glasses aren't 3-D, but I can see busters and haterz at 100 paces, you mark ...

OMG so like i was totaly going to do that thing ya know...the thing with that one guy...but just as i was about to Lindsey sent me this phat text with a pic of him and this other girl...so i was like totaly OMG you asshat....

@ Mesoteto ... ROTFLMBO ...

I gotta get ready for my interview today ... I can't play anymore ;-(