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While the PlayStation 2 sold over 150 million consoles, the Dreamcast only sold around 10 million. Still, these figures dwarf the struggling Wii U which hasn’t even hit 4 million. We spoke with Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 producer Kei Masuda on why Konami is not porting their game to the Wii U.

“The Wii U is just not profitable,” explained Masuda, “In fact, we were actually considering a Dreamcast port because it would be profitable. We have teams at Konami that already know the Dreamcast architecture so it would be a lot easier than trying to figure out how to unlock the Wii U’s potential. The audience is definitely bigger on the Dreamcast too.”

“Is there really a point to releasing games on the Wii U?” asked Masuda, “The time it takes to add in features for the second screen would take up too much of our resources. That time could be better spent on other ports. I mean, we could probably get away with porting our games to older systems for years. I don’t see why we don’t do Xbox and PlayStation 1 ports as well.”

Some Wii U developers are also considering moving their projects to the Dreamcast. We spoke with Travis Lang, head of BlueBlitz Studios, on why they might jump ship.

“I’m mostly afraid our game won’t sell on the Wii U,” said Lang, “I’ve been looking at the Dreamcast for a while and it looks to be a viable alternative. The Dreamcast has the VMU thing and that is just as good as the Wii U screen controller. I mean, I would be developing on the system that had Skies of Arcadia and Shenmue. That’s legendary, man. The more I talk about it, the more I’m liking this idea.”

It appears that even the threat of moving games from the Wii U to the Dreamcast is causing Nintendo to panic. It has been rumored that Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata has ordered all Nintendo employees to destroy as many Dreamcasts as they can.



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Very professional. Guess what, your shitty game won't sell on any platform. You aren't even releasing it on Next-Gen consoles. Prepare to get crushed by Fifa once again, and the gap is getting bigger every year.



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

Konami never really supported Nintendo anyway. Metal Gear Solid only seen a release on the Gamecube, and the game was outsourced. Nobody that has a Nintendo will cry if they don't get a Konami game.



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This is trash talk cause the ports never came to the Dreamcast either. It was plagued with piracy.



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That's the joke?



 

Here lies the dearly departed Nintendomination Thread.

PS4 and Xbox 1 are 4million times less profitable ...... Dear Industry just be efficient and stop wasting money with 1000000 people working on 1 game from 3 different cities at the same time where half of the staff is always IDLE and has nothing to do because they have to wait for the other half to finish their work first....   and stop outsourcing stuff like quality assurance etc.



That was so funny! I am laughing so hard you can't even see or hear it.