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Some people forgot to upgrade their humour.



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I was thinking of this one



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DucksUnlimited said:
avais1993 said:
DucksUnlimited said:
avais1993 said:
I know it wont make it faster, but just to compete with the PS4 they should add some spinning rims aswell

How do you know that? Are you an insider?


I work in microsofts tech department, we actually got the name 360 from spinning rims on the console beforehand, but decided to cut it out last minute to avoid high costs. However we feel the rims will really capture our DUDEBRO's target market.

Interesting. Any word on the potential partnership with Xzibit?


We were thinking more along the lines of Chamillionaire, he's known for apparently "riding dirty", plus he's cheaper because nobody really cares for him anymore



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DucksUnlimited said:
Seece said:

This really is a cut and paste wannabe neogaf forum sometimes ...

What's a neogaf?


A new error?  

Wait, that is a neo-gaffe.  Sorry, carry on.



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theprof00 said:

Maybe we should add some speed holes

 

I came for this, thank you :D !



53mhz increase? Come on Microsoft you can do better than that.



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Seece said:

This really is a cut and paste wannabe neogaf forum sometimes ...


90% of the time....

People dont even attempt to make it original.



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HAHA when i read go faster stripes, the first thing i thought of was homer and the speed holes. I had forgotten about the racing stripes on his Powerplant model. but it fits better i think. I love the internet. Simpsons did it!



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Shinobi-san said:
Seece said:

This really is a cut and paste wannabe neogaf forum sometimes ...


90% of the time....

People dont even attempt to make it original.

4chan has the most hilarious posts, no one copies them.