Because he's a sig whore and he finally tricked me into clicking into one of his links...
He's a tricksy hobbitses, don't ever believe him.
Down with whitey! Kill the infedel! But most importantly, never click on that bastard moderator's links.
Twesterm, I hate you for finally tricking me, after nearly a year, to click into your profile. Damn you. DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!
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