EA is to become a Nintendo first party. The rumours were starting to emerge a few weeks back. To stop these rumours EA annouced that they werent developing games for the Wii U and that they thought Nintendo is generally poo. The deal will be completed after the launch of Fifa 14.

Jonathan Blow and Notch are combining Pac-Man with Samurai Shodown Sen. The twist? It's got a soundtrack by Snoop Dogg.

...I'm actually interested.

This thread is about totally sarcatic rumors. Not things that could come true!

Irrational Games are combining The Shivah with Rage. The twist? It's voiced entirely by cats-

Some former Bethesda QA testers are combining Richard & Alice with Richard & Alice. The twist? It's a softcore porn FMV adventure-

Tencent are combining Raw Danger with Phantasmagoria II. The twist? It's exclusively for Ouya-

Wat xDDDD

Gamestop has signed a deal with microsoft to not sell used games for Nintendo and Sony consoles.

You have to use the link! >=(

Instead of releasing a next gen console Microsoft is relaunching the first XBOX

THE LINK! USE THE LINK!

Here's one:
"CD Projekt Red are combining Skylanders Giants with Alan Wake. The twist? It's a dating sim"

Meh, I can think of something stupider.