You sir, are a genius.


| Wright said: > May 5th. > I have a pending Economics essay for May 6th. > It's been twoo weeks since the work was marked. > 2:54 a.m. It's already May 6th. > I have not written a single word for the essay. > Been in VGChartz all day. > I'm gonna fail this. > Chat with people in VGChartz. > Still, I don't want to do this. > The Vita is doomed. WiiU is doomed. All of them are doomed. > Indie developers are not satisfied with Microsoft. > Financial crisis in almost every single major gaming publisher. > 3.30 a.m. > Suddenly, an idea! > I write a shitty essay about how the crisis affect gaming. VGChartz is pretty inspirational for this (and provides data, too!) > Finish at 5.10 a.m > Wake up at 6.0 a.m to go to college. > Give the teacher the damned essay. > May 12th > I just received a message from my teacher. > 96/100 for the essay.
Thank you, VGChartz! |



| Wright said:
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And that's not considered an outstanding source of information?
NintendoPie said:
And that's not considered an outstanding source of information? |
i dont get this guy. its like he is ignoring every piece of knowledge and wisdom that comes from you. i dont know why he didnt come begging for more information about you when he know he want a game about raping dead animals developed by nintendo.

NintendoPie said:
And that's not considered an outstanding source of information? |
No, because dead animals aren't profitable.
Gravekeepers can confirm this.
| bananaking21 said: i dont get this guy. its like he is ignoring every piece of knowledge and wisdom that comes from you. i dont know why he didnt come begging for more information about you when he know he want a game about raping dead animals developed by nintendo. |
Finally! Someone who understands what the market wants. I knew you had a stroke of genius, BKing!
NintendoPie said:
Finally! Someone who understands what the market wants. I knew you had a stroke of genius, BKing! |
i told khlover before but he didnt believe me! ha called me a stalker
and to prove your infinite wisdom to reply to wrights comment "because dead animals arent profitable" well they would be if you made a game about raping them!

Nicely Done 
This reminds me of my Computer Security (? i think the subject was called that) essay that i needed to do in my 4th year at uni. Absolutely did not want to do the damn thing
I've been lazy ever since i was born!
Anyways I didnt have much time to do it and had pretty much given up....and like you I was on Vgchartz reading random threads etc. This was around the time Sony's network got hacked...
*lightbulb*
Wrote essay about PSN Hack got an +80%
I think i also got extra marks because it was current news and not some random story from 30 years ago that has got nothing to do with modern day computer security which is what most people tend to do. My paper is in english so if someone wants to read it just let me know :)
bananaking21 said:
i told khlover before but he didnt believe me! ha called me a stalker |
RapeLay proved that free sex with whoever you want without consent isn't profitable. The game didn't even went out of Japan!