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Dino's need to survive extinction before they can invent fire.



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There's a Star Trek Voyager episode that explains this all very clearly lol



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!



...and now I won't be able to rest peacefully until someone release that zombie dinosaur game :(