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Dr.Grass said:

The intersection of people that believe man evolved from an African ape-like creature AND that a God caused it all is already pretty small.

Then you had to go and assign a genetic make-up to this all-powerful creator based on the small variations shown by our species on this planet, assuming that this all powerful God would resemble the earlier variants.

Completely ignoring the fact that we as humans are pitiful in most respects, you ascribe to this eternal, transcendent person a designation which holds no value whatsoever in any actual sense.

Not to mention your omission, or rather unbeknownst acknowledgement that even though evolution is a continuous process in the vein of calculus, you for some reason assign more value to a later-developed specimen and somehow ignores the numberless species that came before. This is a tremendous paradox as you are assigning a type of godliness to the first men, but not to the species before them. The only solution to this paradox is to designate later-developed humanoids as more godly, otherwise we eventually end up at the "God is a single celled organism" (or something of the like) statement.

Of course you could be flying the "He made is in His image" flag, but if you will be quoting from 2000 year old texts to make (what I have tried to show up till now) no point at all, then I'd have to throw hundreds of quotes from that self-same text right back at you that are no-doubt in direct contradiction with (at least some of) your inherent belief systems; Effectively shattering your concept of reality.

So what is it you are trying to do?

So God is either a single cell organism or we need to wait and keep developing right before the moment of Rapture to have an idea of how God looks? I like that part of shattering my reality, how does that go? Do you always write your post like this or are you trying to look sofisticated in here?

badgenome said:
No, it means he's an asshole.

Come on. Africa is not that bad. lol



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They say God is love, therefore ->|God = Love|

They say love is blind, so |Love = Blind| therefore -> |God = Blind|

First man was african, africans are black, so |First Man = Black| God created man to his image, therefore |God = Black|

Blind + Black = 2.God

Stevie Wonder is blind and black, Therefore |Stevie Wonder = 2.God|

Conclusion: Stevie Wonder is 2 Gods in the same body at the same time just in case someone doubted about his omnipotence.

 

/Thread.



Busted said:

They say God is love, therefore ->|God = Love|

They say love is blind, so |Love = Blind| therefore -> |God = Blind|

First man was african, africans are black, so |First Man = Black| God created man to his image, therefore |God = Black|

Blind + Black = 2.God

Stevie Wonder is blind and black, Therefore |Stevie Wonder = 2.God|

Conclusion: Stevie Wonder is 2 Gods in the same body at the same time just in case someone doubted about his omnipotence.

 

/Thread.


Holy shit. Fuck me sideways and call me a bitch.



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People still believe in God???????

I had no idea...



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AbbathTheGrim said:
Busted said:

They say God is love, therefore ->|God = Love|

They say love is blind, so |Love = Blind| therefore -> |God = Blind|

First man was african, africans are black, so |First Man = Black| God created man to his image, therefore |God = Black|

Blind + Black = 2.God

Stevie Wonder is blind and black, Therefore |Stevie Wonder = 2.God|

Conclusion: Stevie Wonder is 2 Gods in the same body at the same time just in case someone doubted about his omnipotence.

 

/Thread.

Holy shit. Fuck me sideways and call me a bitch.

I think we're going too fast...



Busted said:
AbbathTheGrim said:
Busted said:

They say God is love, therefore ->|God = Love|

They say love is blind, so |Love = Blind| therefore -> |God = Blind|

First man was african, africans are black, so |First Man = Black| God created man to his image, therefore |God = Black|

Blind + Black = 2.God

Stevie Wonder is blind and black, Therefore |Stevie Wonder = 2.God|

Conclusion: Stevie Wonder is 2 Gods in the same body at the same time just in case someone doubted about his omnipotence.

 

/Thread.

Holy shit. Fuck me sideways and call me a bitch.

I think we're going too fast...

What do you mean? Do you want me to put my boxers back on?



Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

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ROFLMAO said:
Morgan Freeman=God.


This is fine with me. Bruce Almighty was amazing.



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If we're discussing the God of the Bible, Jesus would be the most logical depiction. Jesus was brown/tan, not black.



dsgrue3 said:
If we're discussing the God of the Bible, Jesus would be the most logical depiction. Jesus was brown/tan, not black.


But maybe Jesus appeareance was intended to fit with the Jerusalem people. Imagine if He would have been black in Jerusalem, maybe things wouldn't have worked out well, not ending up getting nailed to the cross and stuff.



Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

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