Have you recovered the game yet?

She can say its stupid, it sucks, it treats women as objects, it gives you cancer, whatever she wants. But she MUST NOT HIDE IT OR RESTRICT YOU IN ANY WAY. You're a fucking grown up, man.

Someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'

27 in a month and 21. 5 and a half year difference

Wow, I read that wrong. I read it like this:

"27 in a month, and 21.5 and half year difference."

well finally an interesting story on VGChartz to say the least.

Try doing a Spartacus marathon with her see how she reacts.

That suggestion has JGarret´s seal of approval.

That's just bad womening.

I think you should tell her that it's just meant to portray the culture and society of the Greek culture. Then she'll understand that the game was after realism and not baseless objectification. She will understand. You may want to practice your speech in a mirror. And for maximum effectiveness, you should dress up as a Greek warrior while giving your speech, all to help immerse her into the culture.

Or you could buy a VIta to play GoS on your handheld so she won't see you when you play it. And while you're at it, buy me a Vita too since I came up with the idea.

If those options can't work, then there's only one option left: stoop down to her level. Steal something equally important of hers until she gives you your game back. Can she take what she dishes out? There's only one way to find out.

Keep us posted on how your battle progresses!