http://www.steadyhealth.com/anal_leakage_or_sweaty_ass____t159771.html

Houston, I have a problem...  I never really wanted to let too many people know about this but it has been troubling me for some time.  There is also very little useful information on this subject on the internet.  It seems like more guys are affected by this than I thought (mainly due to probably keeping it a secret).  I found this thread which seems to have some posts that pertain to my condition.

Anyways, I believe I have anal leakage or sweat or something...  It mainly happens if I have to take a shit and postpone it a little bit.  It also can just happen if I just sit down for a long time on a plastic or soft chair (although it doesn't seem to happen on sofa or recliner).  I found this semi helpful thread out but it didn't really offer too much advice besides using gold bond medicated powder, wiping ass with wet wipes then toilet paper, etc).  Seems like most of it is just addressing the symptoms and nothing to solve the problem.  I will never take prescription medication so that rules out that option.  I don't have health insurance so I don't go to the doctors.  It seems like I can avoid it if I just go when I have to go (I don't believe I get it during sex or masturbation like some stated in the forum link).  However, sometimes it just happen when there isn't any sign of bowel movement in sight (sitting on plastic chair with thin clothes sometimes I can see a moisture spot on chair). 

Anyone else have this problem or know of a solution?  Perhaps I have anal fissures that are causing this to happen?  It seems my only temp fix would be to pour talcum powder into my boxers.

This isn't a joke thread but you can make jokes. Just beware of karma.

I occasionally get a sweaty ass if I sit down on my computer chair for too long or hold back a crap, It happens so rarely it never really concerned or bothered me..

Normally doesn't bother me too much but after being forced to wear an uniform that resembles doctor/nurse scrubs at my job it has been heavy on my mind.  I can't sit down on the plastic chairs without leaving a little wet mark on the seat (even when not having to take a dump).  I believe anxiety might fuel this even more than not being nervous/cool headed.  So now I sit down on wood benches during break (if that or I just walk around factory) to avoid leaving any embarrassing mark even though that could easily be swiped and disappear within a min on plastic seat.  I'm afraid of a wet spot forming on the outside of my scrubs in between my crack now while at work.  I think multiple factors might be at play here that is causing this (having to take a shit, nervous, sitting down on certain seats, perhaps anal fissure/tear or some other problem with anus, etc).  I wouldn't be worried at all if I had jeans considering it wouldn't have a chance of showing through the jean fabric.

What is weird is that when I noticed the moisture on the seat I would go check my pants/boxers in the bathroom and see no signs of moisture penetrating through the clothing.  It is like it just appears on the seat without soaking through the clothing.  However, if I hold my shit in then I see the most moisture build up in clothing.

So no one else has this problem? Sure this isn't the best site for this topic but it seems like any health site won't provide the proper answer. Most people either have temporarily solution or say they went to doctors and had multiple tests with no proper diagnosis or treatment. Might as well just ask my mom who is a former nurse than waste money on useless doctors with no insurance.

I think it might occur more now since I am about 30 lbs over my normal weight.  I believe it happens less when I am at my target weight range.  I suppose I'll find out for sure in the coming months after dropping my excess weight since I am employed and not drinking/being a lazy ass while unemployed. 

Sometimes I can wipe and wipe and wipe till nothing.  I then go walk around for a little bit and then I start getting an itching feeling (cause I somehow didn't wipe enough or a stain oozed out).  I then wipe one more time and get rid of it then have no problems till next bowel movement.  Sometimes on the last wipe after walking around it is a red/brownish tint.  I believe I might have a tear in my anus or something because I sometimes get blood after big bowel movements and the red that comes out sometimes after first wiping.  I don't believe the moisture that comes out while trying to hold dump in has any color (it is more like sweat than anything else), and it lines my butt crack on my boxers (bigger the stain the longer I hold).  Basically, I need to go when I have to go and somehow find a way to wipe properly without having to go back for a second wipe.

Leaving small moisture stains on plastic chairs, rocks and leather is very, very common.