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I'm actually not scared to be caught, but I feel sorry for watching porn on a Nintendo system... Nintendo is about joy and happiness you know. It really feels weird at times because of this.



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^In a way, porn does give you, but comes with a guilty one at that...



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LilChicken22 said:
I'm actually not scared to be caught, but I feel sorry for watching porn on a Nintendo system... Nintendo is about joy and happiness you know. It really feels weird at times because of this.

if Nintendo are the purveyors of joy and happiness....I guess vivid videos better watch out...Hell, Ninty already have the rights to a certain Mario spin-off....



.."Hypothetically"..



d21lewis said:

Hypothetically.  Lets's say I'm using the Wii U controller to watch porn and I have the curtain up on the TV just in case.  Is it normal for my Mii to appear on screan and start....juggling balls, playing with his cane, and then releasing some doves from his Mii hat (yeah, that one wasn't a euphamism but still.....).  It really takes me out of the mood.

Hypothetically.

Use a female Mii. Problem solved.



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Just watch porn on your computer/laptop like any other normal person.



Why would you dirty a Nintendo console by watching porn on it?! You monster!!



d21lewis said:

Hypothetically.  Lets's say I'm using the Wii U controller to watch porn and I have the curtain up on the TV just in case.  Is it normal for my Mii to appear on screan and start....juggling balls, playing with his cane, and then releasing some doves from his Mii hat (yeah, that one wasn't a euphamism but still.....).  It really takes me out of the mood.

Hypothetically.


An explosion of white right after he plays with his cane? No, not a euphemism at all!



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