Use the first word from every post and create a story that makes no sense ;)

Post a picture of your balls

Why, thank you! :3

OT: You should mark your return to your roots. You have been lawful far too long now.

Make a prediction about your 10,000th post.

Being you, it should be something that will ban you and people will think it is funny because it is something like posting an image of a phallus on one of ioi's posts.

You should create a new thread asking what you should do about your 5,000th post using your 5,000th post. After 50 pages of people giving sugestions, you would reveal the truth for everyone and show them that all sugestions were useless!! Your 5,000th post would be used to troll hundreds of users, that's a good use.

Your 5,000th post should be a reply to the posts in this thread in which you inform us of your decision.

You should get a life.

hahaha lol!

I vote porn too... We could use a break from you.