As Jesus said, the only situation where separation isn`t a sin is when man or woman commit adultery. For all other reasons it`s a sin. It`s a sin like any other sin.
Let not man separate what God united.
NintendoPie said:
Why do you think this is a joke? |
re-read the post. there are some jokes/sarcasm in it.
MARCUSDJACKSON said:
re-read the post. there are some jokes/sarcasm in it. |
I probably should re-read it...
But what I remember is everything being super serious!
NintendoPie said:
I probably should re-read it... |
fear not my young friend. i'll bold them for you.
Lat Sunday I was sitting in the lounge listening to my pastor talk about something. i do not remember I was drinking coffee and watching the space jump. This was also the Sunday where i walked in on him in a public bathroom and he was butt naked. Anyways, i started looking through one of they're brochures when he cut the sermon short so that they could baptize people for an hour. Inside it said you should never get divorced ever or you will sin. If you do happen to get divorced you may "Never" be with another human being1 I then wrote what thought about that on the brochure and threw it in the offering jar as it went by to make more money for more brochurs that teach lies. is that s.me bullshit or what? Not sure if i wll go back there even though they have great coffee1 hey ryan. what did you write in the brochure?
| spurgeonryan said: Thankfully If you believe in god and are a Christian you believe Jesus died for your sins. You just need to try to not sin again in the same way. Just ask for forgiveness and seriously try not to make the same mistake again. Of course as a kid I thought I was going to hell for masterbating too much. So..... |
Which is not what happens when, in this case, you marry some other person. Here, you keep living in sin.
It`s always time to repent! ;)
| MARCUSDJACKSON said: fear not my young friend. i'll bold them for you.
Lat Sunday I was sitting in the lounge listening to my pastor talk about something. i do not remember I was drinking coffee and watching the space jump. This was also the Sunday where i walked in on him in a public bathroom and he was butt naked.
Anyways, i started looking through one of they're brochures when he cut the sermon short so that they could baptize people for an hour. Inside it said you should never get divorced ever or you will sin. If you do happen to get divorced you may "Never" be with another human being1 I then wrote what thought about that on the brochure and threw it in the offering jar as it went by to make more money for more brochurs that teach lies.
is that s.me bullshit or what? Not sure if i wll go back there even though they have great coffee1
hey ryan. what did you write in the brochure?
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I thought he wasn't kidding about the butt-naked part?
| spurgeonryan said: No I was not. @ marcus Something like then I guess half the planet is going to hell. To damned bad for them! Plus other things that took up a whole page. The bathrrom was the first time he ever saw me so No worries abut them knowing t was me. I just drink their coffee and eat their fig newton's. |
ok no bother. i'm still not sure i can believe you actually saw him but naked, but it's highly possible. i doubt there's any room left in hell. god may be on an incentive based plan
MARCUSDJACKSON said:
ok no bother. i'm still not sure i can believe you actually saw him but naked, but it's highly possible. i doubt there's any room left in hell. god may be on an incentive based plan
NintendoPie i gusse we'll just have to luagh at it anyway, as it is still funny either way.
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True... true.
Some churches live in there own world because the bible haves exceptions.
Making big or something small like a local church not knowing what there talking about is pointless imo.
"Excuse me sir, I see you have a weapon. Why don't you put it down and let's settle this like gentlemen" ~ max
Just burn down the church and put something useful there in its place :D
Nobody's perfect. I aint nobody!!!
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