| MARCUSDJACKSON said: fear not my young friend. i'll bold them for you.
Lat Sunday I was sitting in the lounge listening to my pastor talk about something. i do not remember I was drinking coffee and watching the space jump. This was also the Sunday where i walked in on him in a public bathroom and he was butt naked.
Anyways, i started looking through one of they're brochures when he cut the sermon short so that they could baptize people for an hour. Inside it said you should never get divorced ever or you will sin. If you do happen to get divorced you may "Never" be with another human being1 I then wrote what thought about that on the brochure and threw it in the offering jar as it went by to make more money for more brochurs that teach lies.
is that s.me bullshit or what? Not sure if i wll go back there even though they have great coffee1
hey ryan. what did you write in the brochure?
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I thought he wasn't kidding about the butt-naked part?
