I don't know if I've ever told you guys this... But I have met Jesus. I'll tell you guys the story.

I was in downtown, in central park, when I spark up a conversation with a random homeless man(something I do often). We got to talking, and he asked who I was. I said, I'm Wes. He said no, who are you really? I knew exactly what he meant. I told him that I was the reincarnation of the caananite Moon God Jarah, one of the sons of EL. He told me he knew of me. Then I asked who he was. He told me he was ELs firstborn son. I'm like... "You're Jesus?" He said yes. I'm like wow, awesome, hey dude I was going to give this stone to God when I met him, it represents my sin(it's a purple rock with skull and crossbones), can you give this to your Dad for me? He's like, sure, so I hand him the stone, then puts his hand on my head and blesses me in tongues. Then he's like, "Hold out your hand" So I held out my hand, and from inside his jacket pocket, he grabs me a big handful or marijuana buds. Then I ask him, how are you lately? He told me he was hanging out with the Egyptian sun God Ra in southern california. I said, oh cool. Then he walked away after some more small talk, I've never heard or seen him since.

So, that's my story about my encounter with Jesus.

Oh, well that's quite interesting!

das real cool brah

Was this before or after the marijuana?

Jay520 said: Was this before or after the marijuana?

I was not high when this happened.

You're smoking some serious shit there dude.

Does this make you humanity's new prophet?

What a remarkable selection of a specimen.

TheEvilBanana said: Jay520 said: Was this before or after the marijuana? I was not high when this happened.

You probably weren't relatively high, when compared to other more extreme pot sessions, but you were still high overall. I picture you as a guy who's high 24/7. It's like you're stuck in a constant high and can't see the real world....a marijuana matrix, if you will. The only way to exit the endless highness, or your matrix, is by choosing the red pill or the blue pill. One pill just makes you more high; the other pill is rehabilitation medicine which opens your eyes to the real world.

wfz said: Does this make you humanity's new prophet? What a remarkable selection of a specimen.

Umm... I am a prophet to an extent...

I've been connected to the Christ conciousness since I was 18. Also, I'm an indigo child(although lately my aura is aqua instead of indigo!), meaning I have ailities including but not limited too: Communicating with spirits, seeing spirits, feeling extreme empathy(I can feel peoples emotions physically) seeing auras, a direct connection to God, having insight into the future, traveling through other dimensions both astrally and physically, enhanced magickal abilities and remembering my past lives. I have male and female features(Penis, boobs, wide hips). My body is metabolizes medications faster then normal peoples(I was told this, also I've done lethal amount of pills/alcohol/heroin without dying) My metabolism is very fast. My lungs, liver, and blood levels are all completely healthy despite all the drugs and cigarettes and weed I've smoked. I think I am a very suitable and remarkable selection for a new prophet, I have been called the evolution of mankind..

Jay520 said: TheEvilBanana said: Jay520 said: Was this before or after the marijuana? I was not high when this happened. You probably weren't relatively high, when compared to other more extreme pot sessions, but you were still high overall. I picture you as a guy who's high 24/7. It's like you're stuck in a constant high and can't see the real world....a marijuana matrix, if you will. The only way to exit the endless highness, or your matrix, is by choosing the red pill or the blue pill. One pill just makes you more high; the other pill is rehabilitation medicine which opens your eyes to the real world.

Dude, you are picturing me 2-5 years ago... I've been away from this site. Do you not think I've grown as a person? Do you really think I'm high all the time? I smoke weed normally 1-3 times a day, a few hits each time. I don't get "high", it just calms me down. Now, I used to smoke about 200 bong hits a day, back in the good old days when I was wessle woggle. That's not me anymore, dude. I have been in the process of quitting weed and lowering my intake for a while now. I now use it as a medicine to relax, rather then something I smoke allllll day long and get absolutely baked on.

edit: I do still get absolutely baked sometimes. When I smoke the really powerful strains, or I smoke a lot with my band because it makes band practise funner.