Went on a long quest to find the lost city of Nippleopolis. First, using a magic sword that changed colors every two minutes and hummed "We are the Champions" as you swing the blade to kill an oragami Wizard named Glopps. Then went into the cave of Children's programing and gained two loyal companions. The first was Tickity, the clock from Blue's Clues. The other was the Cookie Monster. Together, they made their way out of the cave and into the Swamp of Illegal Immigrants. After the heroes killed every last Mexican, they became legends of the Swamp, and the locals got their jobs back. Next, they bought Knightrider, and started heading north. But things would begin to strain the friends' relationship. Cookie Monster Began using Crystal Meth, and Tickity's lust for large black women got the best of him when he got his test results back stating he was HIV positive. The breaking point, however, came when Knightrider ran out of gas. They all parted ways, never to be heard from again.
I am Daemon. I am the Word.
