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d21lewis on 11 July 2012
Slimebeast said:
d21lewis said:
I pre-ordered Lollipop Chainsaw, played through the entire game multiple times, unlocked all of the outfits, and I plan to get all of the Achievements at some point. The fact of the matter is, if the game had starred a guy, I wouldn't have even rented the game. The mechanics were pretty bad until I found the one or two combos that I could spam the hell out of. The boss fights were pretty generic. The writing was horrendous and not nearly as clever as they devs thought it was. "Ten hut. Ten butt-fuck.", "Swallow my fist like Tuna, bitch.", and "I hate you more than Carrot-Top!". Please.

It was an enjoyable game but it's plagued with poor graphics, invisible walls, and clunky controls. Style doesn't beat out substance, does it? People like me who buy any game that features a hot chick on the cover got what they wanted, though.

I don't quite get if you like the game or not.

Let's see, perhaps like this: you think it's a mediocre game when trying to look at it objectively, but you still like it and even enjoy re-playing it?


It's a fun diversion of a game with a lot of flaws.  I liked it but, then again, I tend to like games that I know I shouldn't like.  The bad things in this game were things I could overlook but I don't want to be one of those people that blindly pretend something is the greatest thing, ever.  I just call 'em like I see 'em.  I don't regret the purchase but I'd have a hard time recommending it to anybody but a very niche group of people.



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2000cc on 11 July 2012
Troll_Whisperer said:
Slimebeast said:
It's a game made for males although females can play it too of course.

2000c, I kinda doubt you are female BTW. The internet is full of males pretending to be females. I may be old-fashioned and prejudiced but you sound male in your writing style and way of analyzing games.

I would love if you proved me wrong. You can PM me a picture lol.

Don't say that, I want her to be real

Haha, you should know that, being that we are fb friends, though we have never talked, maybe a skype one day would sort it out

Sorry for this article all, dont normally make topics but wrote this after a hard day & was in a pretty angry place, as for the writing style comment I'll take that as a compliment. Maybe if I was continually angry I could write forceful articles harassing shooter reviewers, haha



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leatherhat on 11 July 2012
d21lewis said:
I pre-ordered Lollipop Chainsaw, played through the entire game multiple times, unlocked all of the outfits, and I plan to get all of the Achievements at some point. The fact of the matter is, if the game had starred a guy, I wouldn't have even rented the game. The mechanics were pretty bad until I found the one or two combos that I could spam the hell out of. The boss fights were pretty generic. The writing was horrendous and not nearly as clever as they devs thought it was. "Ten hut. Ten butt-fuck.", "Swallow my fist like Tuna, bitch.", and "I hate you more than Carrot-Top!". Please.

It was an enjoyable game but it's plagued with poor graphics, invisible walls, and clunky controls. Style doesn't beat out substance, does it? People like me who buy any game that features a hot chick on the cover got what they wanted, though.


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Troll_Whisperer on 11 July 2012
2000cc said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
Slimebeast said:
It's a game made for males although females can play it too of course.

2000c, I kinda doubt you are female BTW. The internet is full of males pretending to be females. I may be old-fashioned and prejudiced but you sound male in your writing style and way of analyzing games.

I would love if you proved me wrong. You can PM me a picture lol.

Don't say that, I want her to be real

Haha, you should know that, being that we are fb friends, though we have never talked, maybe a skype one day would sort it out

Sorry for this article all, dont normally make topics but wrote this after a hard day & was in a pretty angry place, as for the writing style comment I'll take that as a compliment. Maybe if I was continually angry I could write forceful articles harassing shooter reviewers, haha

Perhaps, I'd feel reassured that you weren't some 2m tall dude with a thick, black mustache all along, lol.



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fuhuayal on 11 July 2012

Good points. If you want more people to read this though you probably should condense it and possibly respond to a person or two.



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hikaruchan on 17 July 2012

I don't get why so many hate on games like Lollipop Chainsaw and other suda 51 games like no more heroes and a like. Suda 51's games are i guess are an acquired taste but they exile at what they are in there respective genres. but I do know some people that hate Lollipop Chainsaw and other games like bayonetta because they think these games are not for guys and they think others would tease them for liking them so they stay to there gray and brown shooters to boost there masculinity lol.



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oldschoolfool on 18 July 2012

Your a female,is all that I got from this post.