Was a customer last night, made zero fucking sense when making dumb requests. I tried my hardest to understand what this fucktard was trying to say though.

Sacrificed yoshi.

Is not as cool as pswii60

Eww, a stuttering Nintendo fanboy. He is naìve fanboy who had been forced to put balls on his hairless chin, locked up in bomb shelter and naively followed superchunk's instruction in producing a semen sample on episode 102

doesnt love me enough

First introduced in FF7, a consummate professional troll, adhering to the troll philosophy and its missions no matter what

Refers to semen nonchalantly

lacks semen on and in the sig girls

Is planning to vote Obama in 2012

Thinks I'm old enough to vote, merican enough to vote AND that I would vote for Obama.