Back during the days of compuserve, aol, and prodigy (can't believe I remembered that one...)

I've been browsing the web since as far back as I can remember...

My first encounter with the internet. That was the most horrific & traumatic day of my life. I remember it so clearly. I wanted to see what a woman looked like with no clothes on. I don't remember specifically what site I went to but eventually my desires were met and I found some low-budget porn site. So I got to see a woman naked! It was THE most disgusting thing I've ever seen in life EVER! Seriously, how many holes do females need!?!? That day has confirmed & cemented my theory that girls are icky.

NintendoPie said: When I was able to read I was on the internet... sooo... I can't really remember.

Damn kid, how old are you? If I saw you in the streets, I'd call you a (real life) noob.

Jay520 said: NintendoPie said: When I was able to read I was on the internet... sooo... I can't really remember. Damn kid, how old are you? If I saw you in the streets, I'd call you a (real life) noob.

I'm guessing you either haven't read my profile or you haven't learned to read numbers, Jay.

Also, that makes no sense. I would never be in the streets of Detroit.

NintendoPie said: Jay520 said: NintendoPie said: When I was able to read I was on the internet... sooo... I can't really remember. Damn kid, how old are you? If I saw you in the streets, I'd call you a (real life) noob. I'm guessing you either haven't read my profile or you haven't learned to read numbers, Jay. Also, that makes no sense. I would never be in the streets of Detroit.

Can't remember...

I really didn't do anything on the computer till 2004, even then it was only Runescape to keep in contact with a friend that had just moved out of state

I was 12 or so when we got a computer with internet. My brother was 15 and he took me to a site with women eating poop and said welcome to the internet.

NintendoPie said: Jay520 said: NintendoPie said: When I was able to read I was on the internet... sooo... I can't really remember. Damn kid, how old are you? If I saw you in the streets, I'd call you a (real life) noob. I'm guessing you either haven't read my profile or you haven't learned to read numbers, Jay. Also, that makes no sense. I would never be in the streets of Detroit.

Okay, four things I gotta say. First of all, noob, you address me as Mr. Sir. Got it? Second of all, noob, don't speak to me unless I speak to you first. And last of all, noob, don't question my ability to read numbers.

Now, since you're a noob, you're probably having a rough time at this game called life. But don't worry. If you're willing to do as I say, work hard, and believe in yourself, I'll turn you into a Level 75 with ease. You'll be prestiging in no time. Imma teach you how to get proper gear, show you where the cool weapons at, teach you shooting & melee combat, driving skills, all that good stuff. But first, you gotta pick a class if you wanna survive in Detroit. Available classes: Rapper, drug-dealer, Gang-banger, athlete, hobo, & lemonade stand manager.

Choose your class wisely & I'll teach you all you need to know to rule over this area.