At the wee hours of morning a fiendish beast appeared before the scene of Smeags lynch, "Have you seen my daughter, Catherine?" He asked Mr. Kitten... who always seemed to be at the right place at the right time, "I am Nergal, Plenipotentiary of the Netherworld, father of a brat daughter. Just tell her to come home and stop screwing around..."
"oooh! What kind of Pokemon are you?!" Ninpie shouted at Nergal, poking him with a stick, "hey stop that, it tickles!" The beast reacted to where Ninpie responded " I wonder if you can fit in my pokeball". Nergal gave Ninpie a confused look and puffed back to wherever it was he came from. "And what do you think you're doing Ninpie?" Mr. Kitten asked, "Oh look! a talking Meowth!!
Meanwhile, haderpa derp Stefl thought it would be a good idea to post his role PM on livestream and inform Kratos about it via PM... "akh... that fucking derp stefl, I'm reluctant to do this" hatmoza said breaking the fourth wall. " I WILL HEAR NONE OF THIS" Kratos screamed as he came falling from the sky. "Sore wa taihen desu ne" responded the fearless Stefl, "Zettaini Fukanu desu koroshite!"... the titans clashed.
Ninpie saw the battle between the two great warriors and decided to jump in with his stick... the caped cultists who spent their time trolling the townspeople all decided to jump in the battle as well. And for good measure, Rufus tossed a few puppies in the mix just in case.
It was an epic battle that lasted a couple minutes. In the end, bloody capes and puppy limbs were scattered all over the town. In the center the corpses of the God of War and the Dragon of Dojima were found mutilated. There was one odd kill in the aftermath... Ninpie was found with a handful of pokeballs shoved down his throat.
Mr. Kitten saw the lifeless Ninpie... walked up to him... and kicked him in the mouth. Everyone in the Dead Thread Cheered.
Smeags was Catherine
Smeags was Mafia Whore
haderpa derp Stefl was Modkilled
haderpa derp Stefl was Kazuma Kiryu
haderpa derp Stefl was Town Body Guard
Ninpie was Murdered
Ninpie was Pro. Oak
Ninpie was Flavor Cop
Day 5 Start
Enjoying his morning OJ, Mr. Kitten turned on the t.v. for his morning news, "The insane bus driver was seen running over random pedestrians before a strange flame irrupted inside the bus. Actually the driver continued to drive afterwards. Eyewitnesses report that they heard Linkz screaming at the people he'd run over, "why so serious?"
Linkz was Ignited
Linkz was The Joker
Linkz was Mafia Bus Driver