I never really understood, apart from making your breath smell nice (of which there are other alternatives), to brushing your teeth in the morning after waking up. I remember my old dentist once making fun of me for brushing my teeth in the morning, saying something like "are you sleep eating in the middle of the night?" It's true, though, in a sense; I understand brushing your teeth after eating breakfast or something like that.

Oh... well why didn't you just say so?

I was waiting you to ask lol. Anyway, just brush your teeth after meals, and you will be healthier and live longer.

Shower -
I only shower in the warm weather sometimes twice daily. In winter I have very hot baths but bathe every 2 or 3 days depending on how dirty I feel.. My house gets really cold in winter and the only things I wash daily will be face, hands and private bits.
Comb your hair -
I don't comb my hair I shave most of it off once a week
Use deodorant -
everyday unless I got time off and just stay at home.
Brush your teeth -
I only brush my teeth in the mornings I only brush at night if I have eaten stinky foods ie garlic stuff..
Use foot powder or change socks -
foot power if I am wearing trainers without any socks. Sometimes I just rub tea tree oil on my feet if I am going out in sandals,
Use Q-tips - in the morning but only outside the ear canal
Get a Manicure/Pedicure/do it your-self -
do it myself

How did I know you were from the UK?

There are several studies showing the correlation between oral dental care/ heart disease, stroke, inflammatory diseases , detecting cancer..., just google it, there´s a lot to read.

• Shower

       Shower when i wake up. Wash when i go to bed. Shower or quick bath dure in the day if it is hot.

• Comb your hair

        I never ever comb my hair. I have got Dreadlocks.

• Use deodorant and anti-persperant

        I always have spray on me. Never go anywhere without it.

• Brush your teeth

         Morning and night. Floss and mouthwash. I will brush in the day aswell if i have had something that sticks to your teeth or feel bits between them.

• Use foot powder or change socks

        Never use foot powder. I am not a swetty person in general. Change socks every day.

• Use Q-tips (not the rapper)

        I had to google this. Never heard of them. Seen the picture and realised you ment cotton buds. Never inside my ear only around the edge. I use warm oil and towel. then swill my ears out with hot water.

• Get a Manicure/Pedicure/do it your-self

      As soon as i notice my nails growing longer than i want them, i will cut them myself.

• Other

That is very true. Particularly the heart part.

I found an easy solution to combing your hair. Buy 15 dollar clippers and give yourself free buzz cuts for however long the clippers last. I bought a Remmington hair clipper that requires no oil (some clippers want you to put oil on it every so often) which have lasted me almost 7+ years. I've probably gotten my hair cut at a barber 2 or 3 times in the past 12+ years. The average cost of a hair cut is 10+ dollars so factor in about 8 cuts per year (80+ dollars) x 12 (years I've gone) - 30 (bought 2 clippers in the past 12 years) - 30 (the few times I did get my haircut at a barber) = 900 dollars

I have saved 900+ dollars keeping my hair short and not ever having to worry about my hair (no need for hair products, combs, etc).

I like to wait till I get really pissed or depressed then I shave my head with the clippers with no guard (if I'm in a good mood and it is time for me to cut my hair then I usually use a 1" guard).  Makes me look like a neo nazi but I don't give a fuck.  Funny that when a white person buzzes their hair they can be made fun of but it is perfectly fine for a black or mexican to shave their head.