No. But if I did I've forgotten it for some reason :D

Have you ever had a near-death experience?

No. It's much harder to make a 'have you ever' now that it has to be something that happened to you. Not sure what to say that happened to me....

Have you ever eaten something that fell on the floor?

Yes.

Have you ever thought "damn, that guy has a nice body", even though you're 100% straight?

No, I try to avoid that lol

Have you ever been stuck on picking a 'have you ever?'?

No, this is my 2nd post yet.

Have you ever broken something besides a controller while playing video games?

Your life can't be THAT boring

The highlight of my day is grocery shopping.

No, unless you count a GPU dying while I was playing a game but that wasn't me that did that

Have you ever almost drowned?

Nah, I can't say that I have.

Have you ever done Salvia?

No
Have you ever shot yourself with any kind of gun