No but I do use them to pick my teeth.


Have you ever smelled your own plaque?

Yes


Have you ever been wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper?

Yes, but then I learned to A- go with a couple more wraps of paper and B- evenly distribute the wiping pressure across two fingers.

Have you ever enjoyed anal intercourse with a woman? (expects nintendopie to say NO)

No

Have you ever put toiler paper on the surface of the toilet water so your shit didn't slash up and hit your arse?

Yes, every time.

Have you ever accidentally stepped on a jellyfish?

No.

Have you ever sliced Jellyfish in half with fishing line while fishing?


Lol about the toilet paper in the water. Only thing that can go wrong with that is sometimes when you piss first, the currents push the paper out of the way, then you'll be splashing piss water on your ass, it's a catch-22.

€dit: ohhh lol i understood it wrong^^

Or sometimes you put too much paper down and the shit doesn't sink, making the smell worse.

hahaha no dude that's nasty.

Have you ever copped a feel and got away with it?

No, they were always pissed.

Have you ever boned someone at least 20 yrs. your elder?