Live as a coward or die as a hero?
Seriously you can still back out of the fight. Simply do not show up and just say that you were sick in bed.

Guys, it is not Saturday in my area. It's Friday. The battle has not commenced yet.

Jay520 said: As the title implies, I will be fighting a fat guy in three days (Saturday). Don't try to talk me out of it, it's definitely happening. I have to fight him for my honor. So, here's some facts. The guy is about my height, maybe an inch taller, and he's like one-hundred pounds heavier than me. I'm pretty sure he has bad cardio, he doesn't do sports or anything besides lifting weights. He does play basketball occasionally, so he at least can last a few minutes before being exhausted. I, on the other, run track and in much better shape and I'm pretty sure I'm faster. Other than the occasional push-up/sit-up/pull-up etc session, I don't do much muscular training so he probably has a muscular advantage. So, do you guys have any advice on how to approach this guy? I was think I would start off dancing around him, throwing a few jabs, not really trying anything. This is just to get him tired because I know I can last longer than him. After that, I go in for actual punches. I'm not going to stay in his distance too long though because he could use his superior strength to grapple with me. After he's really tired, then I'll go in for the power punches and hopefully end the fight right there. What do you guys think about this strategy? Anyone know a weak spot for fat guys? Of course, you go for the face, but I don't wanna get too predictable. I was thinking about striking his solar plexus to confuse him before going with the face shots. Any more weak spots? For the next three days, I'll be eating a lot of protein and watching some UFC so I can tone my mind/body for the intesities. Anyone have any dietary advice? Any more advice? I'll check back here Saturday to let you know how the fight went. Thanks ---UPDATE: Thursday. March 22, 2012----------- I didn't think I would have to say this but this is a clean fight. That means no eye attacks, nut shots, weapons, or anything like that. This is not a duel to the death! So don't recommend me to punch him in the throat or anything like that. I will not be sharing pics/vids for personal reasons. We are fighting because of a heated argument when we both called each other some hurtful names. We already had a fairly hostile relationship. I guess this was just the strawberry on the icing.

You're both morons. Don't fight. God, what a drama queen.

kain_kusanagi said: No it isn't. I'm sure you know that if you got caught fighting at school you could get in serious trouble and even expelled. If the cops caught you fighting you could be arrested. The reason for harsh punishment for fighting is because it's wrong and you shouldn't do it. You do not have the right to harm another person. It's called assault and it's against the law. You have the right to defend yourself, but only when other means of avoiding conflict are not available. I don't care if your are in highschool or not. Grow up, don't fight, and be the better man. Make the other guy look like the fool for wanting to fight because it's the dumbest way to solve anything. Fighting doesn't solve anything by the way and you both could get seriously hurt. Even if you win you will have failed one of life's trials.

That's why I'm not going to get caught figting at school. We will meet at a private location within our neighborhood. The cops will not find me. The reason for harsh punushment for fighting is because it usually leads to permanent injures, death, and/or future conflicts. None of these will be a problem with my fight.

I never said I had a right to harm another person. I Know that fighting is illegal. Sometimes we gotta do illegal things in our lives. The law is not without flaws.

Fighting proves who is the more dominant member of the community. No one will get seriously hurt. Life's trials? What the hell are Life's trials?

Jay520 said: kain_kusanagi said: No it isn't. I'm sure you know that if you got caught fighting at school you could get in serious trouble and even expelled. If the cops caught you fighting you could be arrested. The reason for harsh punishment for fighting is because it's wrong and you shouldn't do it. You do not have the right to harm another person. It's called assault and it's against the law. You have the right to defend yourself, but only when other means of avoiding conflict are not available. I don't care if your are in highschool or not. Grow up, don't fight, and be the better man. Make the other guy look like the fool for wanting to fight because it's the dumbest way to solve anything. Fighting doesn't solve anything by the way and you both could get seriously hurt. Even if you win you will have failed one of life's trials. That's why I'm not going to get caught figting at school. We will meet at a private location within our neighborhood. The cops will not find me. The reason for harsh punushment for fighting is because it usually leads to permanent injures, death, and/or future conflicts. None of these will be a problem with my fight. I never said I had a right to harm another person. I Know that fighting is illegal. Sometimes we gotta do illegal things in our lives. The law is not without flaws. Fighting proves who is the more dominant member of the community. No one will get seriously hurt. Life's trials? What the hell are Life's trials?

Still a drama queen. You don't have to fight. Also no, you don't have to do illegal things in your life. And if you do -- fighting isn't one of them.

@Gunman

I'm a Drama Queen?That's just like your opinion bro.

Jay520 said: Guys, it is not Saturday in my area. It's Friday. The battle has not commenced yet.

Oh... it starts on Sunday? You still have time to escape to North Korea! RUN!!!

@NintendPie

No, it will happen Saturday (which is tomorrow for me)

And no, I'm not escaping to North Korea. Jay520 does not escape from anything...except death.

Jay520 said: @Gunman I'm a Drama Queen?That's just like your opinion bro.

I disagree. A drama queen refers to someone who is being overally dramatic in context with a situation that doesn't call for it.

You say you HAVE TO FIGHT for HONOR, and then later you have to do illegal things  in life...


I'm sorry, but when did we start living in tokujawa japan or medieval europe again? When did "honor" become a way of life? 

Pretty sure idiotic words / insulting has no real value, as it adds nothing to the real world.

Thus you're being highly dramatic. I agree that there are certain situations when you may have to break the law. fighting someone for honor, is not.

That's called being an ignorant drama queen, who needs to grow up. Put emphasis on something important.

/The end.

Jay520 said: @NintendPie No, it will happen Saturday (which is tomorrow for me) And no, I'm not escaping to North Korea. Jay520 does not escape from anything...except death.

If I tell you that when you go to North Korea they will treat as a king, would that make you want to go? Ifyoukilltheirleaderbutthatshouldn'tbeaproblem! They'll love you!!!