False, I used to like Coke better but I've switched more to Pepsi lately. I like both though.

The user below me is a part-time prostitute.

False, but never say never!

The user below me does not know how to distinguish left from right in quick thinking situations.

False, that's my Grandpa.

The user below me is currently typing with one hand.

False

The user below me is sitting on a chair right now.

false I´am lying in my bed

the user below doesn´t like Koalas

False, they're cute :) Never seen one live though...

The user below is currently playing the same game as me.

False, I'm not playing games, about to go for lunch out in the town center.

The user below me has a driver's license.

False, never got around to getting it.

The user below me lost a lot of money in the stock market.

Nope, I gained money because I'm a horrible person like that.

The person below me is Rol. (My momma!)

Incorrect, I'm moreno, the person in charge of your discipline, therefore, the guy who punishes you.

The person below me has abysmal grammar.