Indeed

The user below has hairy palms

False, the top of my hands are hairy but not the palms

The user below me uses the Christian side hug instead of a normal hug.

I'm not sure what that is... No?

The member below me likes being called member instead of user.

False. After all, it does say "this user's post has been removed".

The user below me dislikes the likes of Like Like's.

True.

The user below me eat flowers and honey.

True I've done both before

The user below me is on a desktop pc

True, but I use my laptop more

The user below me hasn't done anything productive today and will not do anything productive for the rest of the day.

False-ish. I played volleyball in a tournament, but don't feel like doing any work (studying). I guess it's kinda productive.

The user below me has never pre-ordered a game.

False, the last game I pre-ordered was Animal Crossing 3DS. (I think...)

The member below me has a fetish for Asian Girls.

False, Asian girls can be pretty, but I mostly prefer white girls.

The user below me thinks that tye dye shirts are the coolest thing ever!