http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q3LV2yyzJg&feature=share

I totally expected him to crash and almost die on video.. but this isn't a Galaki thread so I forgive you..

The impressive part about this is he is not using a downhill bike and probably only a freestyle or regular mountain bike. Downhill bikes have much bigger tires which make them more like a motor cycle. He is going damn fast, but you have to on a lot of those technical/rocky terrain otherwise you are more likely to flip over the handlebars or be stopped and crush you balls on the bike frame.

Most importantly that is a fairly weak angle of trail compared to the stuff we got in the Rocky Mountains!

It's Crazy!

Even if he didn't fall and perish in a horrible, slow agonizing death or worse, survive with only but a leg, a thumb and his balls, as well all have probably expected, the bounce on that ride must be painful; he may really be used to fappin' his balls, too, on a regular basis