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Dodece on 11 January 2008

Time for a better list. Top ten things that prove your a gaming geek.

1. While driving you find yourself occasionally looking for waypoints.

2. When you get in an argument you find yourself reaching for your blaster.

3. When in an argument you consider challenging the offender to a duel.

4. You brag about you fictional rank within a game in real life. Then expect instant respect.

5. You find yourself measuring up fellow pedestrians for how much loot you could get off the corpse.

6. When you buy a new item you view it as a upgrade.

7. You wonder if your new item is a +10.

8. You accidentally refer to cough syrup as health potion.

9. You think with sufficient running distance you could jump over any object.

10. You give yourself points for every completed task.



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Linkzmax on 11 January 2008

You think that there are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't. You are also proud to be part of the first type.



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Galaki on 11 January 2008
Hawk said:
14. You are at a traffic light and get grumpy at someone on a bicycle crossing the street because he went over his movement allowance. It's your turn to move.

(After an all night marathon of X-com and no sleep)

Lies! There are no bikes in X-Com, nor traffic lights.



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Flow on 11 January 2008
Dodece said:
Time for a better list. Top ten things that prove your a gaming geek.

1. While driving you find yourself occasionally looking for waypoints.

2. When you get in an argument you find yourself reaching for your blaster.

3. When in an argument you consider challenging the offender to a duel.

4. You brag about you fictional rank within a game in real life. Then expect instant respect.

5. You find yourself measuring up fellow pedestrians for how much loot you could get off the corpse.

6. When you buy a new item you view it as a upgrade.

7. You wonder if your new item is a +10.

8. You accidentally refer to cough syrup as health potion.

9. You think with sufficient running distance you could jump over any object.

10. You give yourself points for every completed task.

 4 was funny, the most funny thing so far in this thread.

 

 13: Someone tells a joke and you say "lol"

 I do that... 




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ItsaMii on 11 January 2008
gebx said:
Well this is as good as a topic for bad jokes as any.. so here it goes

A couple Microsoft employees are driving to the 2008 CES when their car gets a flat tire in the middle of the Nevada dessert. The two men get out and try to solve the problem.

First employee says "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

and the second employee says "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."

Sadly, both employees where never seen again...


.... YARGG!!!! <- not part of the joke

It is their fault for not trying the towel trick.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."