ItsaMii on 11 January 2008
| gebx said: Well this is as good as a topic for bad jokes as any.. so here it goes A couple Microsoft employees are driving to the 2008 CES when their car gets a flat tire in the middle of the Nevada dessert. The two men get out and try to solve the problem. First employee says "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." and the second employee says "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again." Sadly, both employees where never seen again... .... YARGG!!!! <- not part of the joke |
It is their fault for not trying the towel trick.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
