13: Someone tells a joke and you say "lol"

Thanks for the support, I love being told I'm lame.

Do they laugh because you mixed DOS paths with Unix-style slashes?

 Dammit, I always mix the forward slash with the back slash.

14. You are at a traffic light and get grumpy at someone on a bicycle crossing the street because he went over his movement allowance. It's your turn to move.

(After an all night marathon of X-com and no sleep)

15. You tell your husband you need to eat dinner right now, because your hunger meter is low

(my wife, the Sims 2 fan)

Well this is as good as a topic for bad jokes as any.. so here it goes

A couple Microsoft employees are driving to the 2008 CES when their car gets a flat tire in the middle of the Nevada dessert. The two men get out and try to solve the problem.

First employee says "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

and the second employee says "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."

Sadly, both employees where never seen again...


.... YARGG!!!!

Top sign your a geek: see NJ5

16. You touch yourself at night
17. You know who Gabe Newell, Masahiro Sakurai, and Hideo Kojima are

Whoow, Mummelmann is funny '-.-

 Holy crap! people are comming out en mass to say Mummelmann is lame!

I thought it was kinda lame too though