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Do you ever wonder how a Helghast thinks? Well wonder no more. Perez Helghast is here.

Do not click link if you are under 18. Explicit material.

http://www.ps-analog.com/perez-helghast



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spurgeonryan said:
I am going to assume that this is your website or something like that?

From what I see from the site it is some sort of Anarchist site.


What? The site is a normal site. Just one section which is supposed to be extreme but fun and not to be taken seriously. Didn't you not like?



Looks like Sony Defence Force 2.0 :P

I see the opening picture of the Helghas beating Master Chief........and I just think to myself: The Halos released this gen get reviewed higher and sell waaaay more then KZ 2 and 3 did.

So what gives some people the impression that the Helghast would win a boxing match lol. Guess metacritic and sales dont exist.



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sales2099 said:
Looks like Sony Defence Force 2.0 :P

I see the opening picture of the Helghas beating Master Chief........and I just think to myself: The Halos released this gen get reviewed higher and sell waaaay more then KZ 2 and 3 did.

So what gives some people the impression that the Helghast would win a boxing match lol. Guess metacritic and sales dont exist.


Halo 3 was the highest reviewed (and first released). KZ2 and reach tied and KZ3 beat all the other halos released. 



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leatherhat said:
sales2099 said:
Looks like Sony Defence Force 2.0 :P

I see the opening picture of the Helghas beating Master Chief........and I just think to myself: The Halos released this gen get reviewed higher and sell waaaay more then KZ 2 and 3 did.

So what gives some people the impression that the Helghast would win a boxing match lol. Guess metacritic and sales dont exist.


Halo 3 was the highest reviewed (and first released). KZ2 and reach tied and KZ3 beat all the other halos released. 

Halo 3 = 94/11.47 million, Halo Reach = 91/8.82 million, Halo ODST = 83/6.01 million, Halo Wars = 82/2.11, Halo CEA = 82/1.69

Total Games = 5. Total Sales = 20.29 (just Halo 3/Reach)

Killzone 2 = 91/2.82 million, Killzone 3 = 84/2.18 million

Total Games = 2. Total Sales = 5 million

Id personally just compare Halo 3 and Reach (full Halo fps entries) to Killzone 2 and 3. Even then its a total mismatch.

If it was a boxing match, the helghast would throw one punch, it would glance off Master Chiefs shields, and Chief would throw one genetically augmented punch and knock him out cold :)



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sales2099 said:
Looks like Sony Defence Force 2.0 :P

I see the opening picture of the Helghas beating Master Chief........and I just think to myself: The Halos released this gen get reviewed higher and sell waaaay more then KZ 2 and 3 did.

So what gives some people the impression that the Helghast would win a boxing match lol. Guess metacritic and sales dont exist.


Hey! Take it easy. Don't be so sensitive to a OTT article. It's the nature of the article. It's also supposed to be a piss take of perez hilton.com. Not sure if you know that site.



sales2099 said:
leatherhat said:
sales2099 said:
Looks like Sony Defence Force 2.0 :P

I see the opening picture of the Helghas beating Master Chief........and I just think to myself: The Halos released this gen get reviewed higher and sell waaaay more then KZ 2 and 3 did.

So what gives some people the impression that the Helghast would win a boxing match lol. Guess metacritic and sales dont exist.


Halo 3 was the highest reviewed (and first released). KZ2 and reach tied and KZ3 beat all the other halos released. 

Halo 3 = 94/11.47 million, Halo Reach = 91/8.82 million, Halo ODST = 83/6.01 million, Halo Wars = 82/2.11, Halo CEA = 82/1.69

Total Games = 5. Total Sales = 20.29 (just Halo 3/Reach)

Killzone 2 = 91/2.82 million, Killzone 3 = 84/2.18 million

Total Games = 2. Total Sales = 5 million

Id personally just compare Halo 3 and Reach (full Halo fps entries) to Killzone 2 and 3. Even then its a total mismatch.

If it was a boxing match, the helghast would throw one punch, it would glance off Master Chiefs shields, and Chief would throw one genetically augmented punch and knock him out cold :)


again we are not going into a nerdy debate about who has the better powers and who has the strongest shield. In this article all reason is thrown out the window. Did you read the other.

According to the helghast, game is closing down because of him. Do you think thats true or there is no way that can happen because the helghst would throw one punch at the staff and the game staff will sue him and he will get put in prison?



Soooo its Sony Defense Force and Perez Hilton had a baby



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