Martha Quin actually looked doable Tabitha Soren was dog ugly even in the years MTV actually played music. And damn you badgenome for making me google both of these people.

I think taking it in the eye straight to my cerebral cortex would rip it apart which might cause me to forget the experience of eye rape.

Snooki with all that fake rubbing off on your face or Ryan Seacrest looking more like a woman than normal.

Yet again I have to go with the manlier of the two: Snooki.

Bob Sapp or Kimbo Slice?

Kimbo slice looks like a dirty old bastard that might bite my ear during sex. Sap seems like a sensitive lover.

Seth Macfarline (Family guy) or Trey Parker (South Park)?

I think that's Bobby Lashley.

That's Sapp. He's ready 4 u.

Oh damn that appears to be the, I ate too much beans and rice sapp. Either way, Kimbo seems like a bum that would suck dick for a six pack or a  a shot of steriods.

Yeah, Kimbo is a scruffy fucker.

Here's what Bob will look like on your pre-fuck date:

Would you rather have sex with a turian or a salarian?

Bob Saget because I like someone that will suck my dick for coke.

Would you rather have sex with someone that has herpes or genital warts?

I was about to post pictures, but than I remembered that might turn you guys on too much.

Genital warts seem easier remove shit, whatever.

A woman on her period or taking sloppy seconds.

Teddy Ruxpin because I always loved that bear.  I could turn him on (in more ways than one) and stick my unit into his mouth while he tells me a story.

Would you rather do Roseanne Barr or Mimi from The Drew Carey Show?