If I have the choose between being crushed or just crushed to death, I would take just being crushed by Rosy's fat ass.

A good looking woman that is as hairy as a man and with stubble, but no shaving, or a woman that is just as good looking, but smells like sour cream and onions with garlic and BO.

Man that is a tough one since both can be easily fixed by either a bath or shaving. However, since I can't "fix" them I'll just go with the smelly one and stuff something up my nose. If I can't stuff anything up my nose then I guess I'll go with the hairy woman.

Would you rather have sex with your hand or a fat woman's anus?

Well, the basic premise of the thread is you have to fuck them as they are. Sorry no showers.

Fat woman's anus because i would be safe without a condom no matter what and I would get her out before anybody knew.

Current Arnold Swharvennager VS the old Chyna (the wrestler).

Arnold, because his body is softer and more feminine than that wrestler chick.

        

Seece's. He looks kinda like he may be blind, so he wouldn't be able to tell people we did it.

Betty White or Doris Roberts?

Damn they both look hot and ready, but I will have to go with Doris Roberts because Betty White looks like I would shake her skin off with the motion the minute we got it on.

A hot legless woman or a A hot woman missing an ear and one hand.

It matters because no one is safe from being put in here! I hope you enjoy licking that ear hole or whatever else you do with it.

Of course, my point is when you put anything and everything in here it becomes hard to be prejudice because everything is laughed about.

I will fix it.

Ryans previous options:

80's eddie murphy or annoying 90's-now eddie murphy?

Eddie Murphy from the 80's of course because he would be ready to fuck all night with a huge libido.

Man_Bear-Pig or Pezus being a young guy.

Cecil Fielder

Bob Dylan or Garry Shandling?