highwaystar101 on 09 January 2008
Heres my list of what things would be like if life were more like a video game, it's not very good so add you own
- forcing small animals to fight each other is actually encouraged rather than banned.- falling hundreds of metres in a vihicle off a skyscraper may damage your car but the suspension will always be fine.
- bad coca cola league 2 football clubs always have a chance against teams that are established european champions.
- putting monkeys in plastic ball and making them run dangerous mazes can actually be fun for them.
- rabbits, turtles, worms, lizards - all of these creatures are dangerous.
- extremely powerful weapons are not sold in shops close to home.
- if someone tells you not to go somewhere, go there anyway, it's for the best
- Small heroes always beat much bigger enemies.
- The world could end tomorrow, yet you are the only one who seems to care about stopping it.
- Whole cities can be built for £20,000, and thats in easy mode.
- Your journey will always take you past a mine, where someone who doesn't like you just waits patiently at the end of it.- All the talents you need to save the world lay dormant in you until you need them.
- If you need an item to save the world, people will still want you to either do a challenge or a favour before they give it to you.
- No one seems to care where you've gone when you have been missing for several years (OoT)
- When on a quest whole weeks can pass by without food, drink or going to the toilet.
- No matter how long you have to save the world, there is always time to stop the night at an inn.
- When taking a shower your body will be blurred out
- Lemmings are idiots
- You can run a successful theme park with a high priced duck shoot game, one ride (probably a haunted house) and a shop for drinks.
- All random slime is actually alive
- Some bullets are hundreds of times more powerful than others.
- Bullets are not as powerful as chanting spells.
- Their have been several outbreaks of zombies.- A worldwide apocolipse would happen roughly once a week if it wasnt for random people constantly beating 1,000,000 - 1 odds all the time.
- Princess's are always being kidnapped.
- When they are kidnapped it is very rare for the kidnapper to murder, beat up, rape, ask for ransom money, etc...
- Complex operations can often be completed within five minutes, and very often the hospital just lets the patients die if it is not done in this time (trauma center)
- Dinosaurs are a plumbers best friend
- You don't have to say one word to accept a very time consuming task.
- You are shooting zombies and monsters knee in the depths of hell, but you are not quite sure why you are there and how you got there.
- If you hide in a shadow you are invisible to enemies, even if you can see yourself.
- Your vision is often a couple of metres behind you.
- Nazis, dragons, plants, goblins, jelly and zombies are all equally hard to kill.- Plumbers vary rarely do any plumbing, they are more likely to be seen jumping on mushrooms and wearing racoon costumes.
- Plumbers must charge extremely large amounts of money so they can support them and their leeching brother when going on adventures.
- Extremely hard enemies very rarely show up when you are weak and just starting out on your journey.
- Throwing balls at animals you have beaten up is a sure fire way to make them obey you.
- You will often be in charge of the most powerful nation in the world.
- Despite this you are always the underdog.
- Being a proffesional mage will allow you to make enough money to live.
- The only jobs in town are shopkeeper, inn keeper and blacksmith, everyone else is just unemployed.
- Shops only seem to sell armour and weapons and in the rare case that they sell food they tend to have magical properties.
- To add to that the only food for sale is honey syrup and herbs, yet the townsfolks seem to be well nourished.- Jumping great heights is really easy
- Nobody locks their doors
- Physics just seems to change to suit your surroundings
- If you are the world champion at making animals fight, nobody recognises you
- And you title is very often just given away to the person you beat to get the title, even though he didnt beat you get it back.
- Evolution happens in seconds.
- Animals always look like what their name suggests.
- If other random townsfolk know information about the end of the world why arent they trying to stop it as well.
- For something to have three heads and one body does not effect its ability to attack you.
- Homeruns are easy to get.
- Hedgehogs come in a variety of colours, except brown.
- Nazis would have won WW2 if you were in charge.
- Managing a football club is easy.
- Being punched by a large monster does not break bone or cause you to bleed.
- Their are almost as many members of the royal family as regular townsfolk (contrary to my previous statement)
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