when I've been married for a year I'll probably have children, and I plan on getting married around 25, so I guess I'll be 26 with children

Yezzir, I would like to have kids down the road. I'd probably want like 3 kids, 2 boys and a girl...or something like that.

I forgot to mention, I had just gone to my Grandma's funeral in the summer and my sister had been running around and eating tonnes of food...I took her outside and she threw up all down my suit, it completely ruined it, her vomit is like pure sulphuric acid.

I have absolutely no interest in it.
The minimum age to get a vasectomy here is 25, if you have no kids.
I tried getting one a while agop and the doctor gave me this "I'm older and wiser than you, so let me give you some advice" attitude. I wanted to punch him in the face.
I'll try again this year. I'm bound to find a doctor with some loose morals.

Waking up at 3:00 A.M. to change shitty diapers and having to spend money and time with them seems like a hassle, so I'll say no.

Once I am married, I shall have 2-3 wonderful kids that provide insanity, frustration, nostalgia, panic, but most importantly joy and love to my life

maybe in 10 years... i need to find someone to do it with first lol, since my brother had 2 of his own, it made me like kids...

i want an baby alien, just like me. lol

Have 3. I'm done. Even got fixed so it won't matter if I divorce/remarry. I'm done. lol, though I do love them more than life itself and couldn't imagine life without them. Just don't want more responsibility than these 3.

Of course i want kids. I'm thinking 3. 2 boys and 1 girl.

It's worth it though.