I give you a tortoise to make friends with!



I have given you the gift of life my long lost son.
"Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier." - Virginia
I give you the one ring to rule them all!!!.......
....
RULE THIS REALM WITH ALL YOUR "MIGHT" AND FORCE IT TO ACCEPT YOUR "WILL"!
I give you a dildo.
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
Did anyone say dildo yet?
... a dildo.
I am the black sheep
"of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson
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