Got bitten by a snake, since then I have a fear of snakes.

I came close to be slapped by a kangaroo once, but I dodged it.

I barely escaped from a really nasty rottweiler back when I was 5. Shitty times.

(now I'm 20 and he's rolling over in his grave! take that!)

This reminded me of the video in my sig - contains goat attacking human and then llama attacking said goat xD

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Well I got attacked by a swarm of pigeons, but soon after I enslaved them and became their ruthless leader!

I was attacked by a Tiger as a 5 year old, but I wrestled him down with bare hands and snapped his neck afterwards.


A mule attacked me once on a christmas fair. He bit me.

In a forest I was attacked by a hoard of boars but they didnt follow me very far probably just making sure I would go.

hmm, I'm surprised no one has poseted any pedobear pictures yet.