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cringer8 said:
At 61 years of age, Sylvester Stallone is doing another Rambo movie.

What's scary about that? Seeing him without his shirt on absorbing the kickback of a fully automatic assault rifle (replica). I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 That's pretty terrifying. Also, Harrison Ford is 65 and reprising his role as Indiana Jones, but they'll probably make it work. Its Indiana Jones!

 



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Girls with Cat Ears 

Cute

 

Cat with Girl's Ears

Not So Cute



Seppukuties is like LBP Lite, on crack. Play it already!

Currently wrapped up in: Half Life, Portal, and User Created Source Mods
Games I want: (Wii)Mario Kart, Okami, Bully, Conduit,  No More Heroes 2 (GC) Eternal Darkness, Killer7, (PS2) Ico, God of War1&2, Legacy of Kain: SR2&Defiance


My Prediction: Wii will be achieve 48% market share by the end of 2008, and will achieve 50% by the end of june of 09. Prediction Failed.

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Rules 34 and 35 of the internet, when you realize that they apply to everything. Need I say more?

(If you don't know what the rules of the internet are, look them up. But I suggest not looking up rule 34 or 35 specifically; go for the whole list.)



Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.

I think these one-eyed cats are less cute....though not very funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yikes!



My End of 2008 Hardware Predictions (console only):

Wii : 50 million

360: 28 million

PS3: 24 million

These predictions were made on January 3rd and won't be revised

LINK

100% true story: Early last year, or late 2006 (I really can't remember) I was dispatched by 911 to a 10-46. Where I live at, a 10-46 is police code for a driver needing assistance. Most of the time, they need a vehicle to be unlocked. I arrived on scene, and walked up to the residence with my tools. About 1.1 seconds after I reached the house, I realised that this wasn't a 10-46 at all. It was a signal 46. A dead body.

In the living room of a single wide trailer was the dead body of an old lady. I approached her body, and immediately noticed thay the house reaked of feces. Not only that, the feces was everywhere. I had to avoid the human waste as I made my way to the dead body. When I finally reached her, I saw that this old woman had shit smeared accross her lips. I got the hell out of the house, and notified the office that I needed to get the Georgia Bureau of Investigation on scene as soon as possible.

About 30 minutes later, the GBI was there. The old lady was only wearing a T-Shirt, and no under wear. In my mind, she was the victim of some kind of old lady stalking, shit fetish serial killer! After a few hours of keeping family members away from the scene, this GBI agent (who was way hotter than she had any right to be) walked up to me and said "I guess it really is true. You really can eat shit, and die!". Which is exactly what happened. This crazy old lady had been saving her own shit, and eating it. And it killed her.

Ah well, I guess this story is more scary and sick, than funny. Still, I typed this at 3:23am (Eastern Time) with a Wii-Remote, so I'M POSTING IT.



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http://fishko.deviantart.com/art/Starfox-Fox-McCloud-17705883        thats scary

http://silver-skull.deviantart.com/art/Smash-Bros-Brawl-Chibi-Set-3-60522549      the person far right is not scary or funny 



@Nintendo Fan Girl

I don't particularly find 404 File Not Found to be funny or scary. Mostly just disappointing since it's usually something I was hoping to see or read that's not there.



Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.

Nintendo Fan Girl said:

http://fishko.deviantart.com/art/Starfox-Fox-McCloud-17705883 thats scary

http://silver-skull.deviantart.com/art/Smash-Bros-Brawl-Chibi-Set-3-60522549 the person far right is not scary or funny


 Fixed them



Seppukuties is like LBP Lite, on crack. Play it already!

Currently wrapped up in: Half Life, Portal, and User Created Source Mods
Games I want: (Wii)Mario Kart, Okami, Bully, Conduit,  No More Heroes 2 (GC) Eternal Darkness, Killer7, (PS2) Ico, God of War1&2, Legacy of Kain: SR2&Defiance


My Prediction: Wii will be achieve 48% market share by the end of 2008, and will achieve 50% by the end of june of 09. Prediction Failed.

<- Click to see more of her

 



the real Sonic the Hedgehog

      

   

 

^If he's a Cowboys fan, I hope he rolled over onto those toothpicks :P



My End of 2008 Hardware Predictions (console only):

Wii : 50 million

360: 28 million

PS3: 24 million

These predictions were made on January 3rd and won't be revised

LINK