The internet is fake. Everything you post on the internet, simply by virtue of being on the internet is fake. There are no girls on the internet, not because no girls go online, but because even if they do, you're never going to sleep with them, so they might as well be men.
By the time I actually registered at these forums, I think GBallZack may have already been permabanned, but I saw a few posts here and there from when I was still lurking. Either way, my knowledge of the Gballzack era is completely shrouded by the annals of time, so I'm not going to concern myself with that.
Now the way I'm seeing this play out is just outright retarded.
On one side, you have the people who believe GGE's a girl.
on the other side, you have people who are utterly convinced GGE's a guy.
then you have me, and a number of other people who JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
Personally? yeah, I lay pretty good odds on her actually being a guy. The sexy anime pics and threads with sexual nature are rare for actual girls to post, and most real girls just wouldn't stick around the forums for the level of harassment that I've seen here.
Am I morally offended by the idea that she may not actually be a girl? No. I play as daisy or peach in mario kart, I often pick female characters in any game when I have the option. There's no problem with that, why? CAUSE IT'S NOT REAL! Unless GGE is actually asking to sleep with people, it doesn't make any difference whether she is a girl or a guy.
There are about 5 possibilities as to what GGE is, and one course of action that applies to all of them:
GGE is a guy, and a troll: Course of action to be taken - STFU and ignore the troll so teh rest of the forum can MOVE ON
GGE is a guy, and an attention whore: Course of action to be taken - STFU and ignore the whore so the rest of the forum can MOVE ON
GGE is a girl, and a troll: Course of action to be taken - STFU and ignore the troll so the rest of the forum can MOVE ON
GGE is a girl, and an attention whore: Course of action to be taken - STFU and ignore the whore so the rest of the forum can MOVE ON
GGE is actually totally what she claims to be and posts topics of the nature she does because she is honestly interested and curious as to the makeup of this community: Course of action to be taken - STFU so the rest of the forum can MOVE ON
There are 2 possibilities as to why GGE is not willing to 'prove' who she says she is.
GGE is actually a guy, and thus has no pics to show:
Course of action to be taken - She's a guy, congratulations. Yes, the fact that you secretly lusted after GGE means that you're gay now, go get yourself thrown in prison so you can experience the joy of having your ass exploited by man penis... oh, and STFU and ignore him so the rest of the forum can MOVE ON
GGE is actually a girl, but isn't about to go to the trouble of taking pictures (Not everyone has a digital camera, you jackasses) just because a bunch of assholes on the internet are harassing her for them. <sarcasm>Oh my god, a bunch of people on the internet, who don't know me anyway, don't believe I'm who I say I am. I just don't know how I'll be able to live with a small percentage of the forums I'm posting on doubting my validity that way. I'd better get that picture taken right away!!</sarcasm>:
Course of action to be taken - She's a girl, congratulations. You were totally wrong, and look like absolute asshats for harassing one of the few girls that likes video games and posts on the internet simply because you felt that your own fragile masculinity was being threatened. You'll STILL never sleep with her or see her naked, and this will still do nothing to reaffirm your questionable sexual orientation. Go look for your porn at megarotica.com like a normal guy on the internet, kill yourself, and STFU so the rest of the forum can MOVE ON
In closing. ALL OF YOU PEOPLE Shut The Fuck Up!!!
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