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They be filming monster movies staring Camel Spiders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k5j6IuHGxA

number 3 is the worst option. why would anybody do that. thats just wrong. you should be ashamed of yourself t3mporary_126.

the other 4 options seem more logical and funny.

Play Platoon on NES.

There always has to be a worst option when there's more than 1 option. Always. So I'm not ashamed of myself at all.

Thank you! Now I can add it to the OP

Masturbate, smoke cigs, and die in defense of the people of Israel.

That's actually a reasonable question. Is there even internet anywhere in Afghanistan outside of Kabul and maybe Kandahar?

That's the only thing i'm worried about if i get into the State Department and they ship me off there or South Sudan, though ultimately i should just be grateful to even have gotten there in the first place, i can't imagine there'd be much for a gamer and a guy who spends most of his time watching TV or on the internet to do...

From my time in the Army, I can say all of the above options happen in some way, and then some.

lol dito