Not really.. Eggs and bacon are about as close as I can get to cooking. Although I will say, I can make a MEAN onion and cheese omlette.

I can cook/bake as long as I have some sort of recipe, I really make a mean Carrot Ginger Soup! yummm or and my macaroons and marshmallows are fantastic too.

Try steak. It's really easy.

1. Season your steak. 1'' thick steak.

2. Put pan on stove and heat it up. Just need the pan hot first.

3. Add butter and just angle your pan so the pan is now covered in a layer of butter to prevent burning.

4. Drop your steak in (gently, so it doesn't plash) and brown your steak both sides. Probably about a minute per side.

5. Toaster Oven (don't need the full size oven for a slice of steak) should be preheated to 350F while you're browning your steak. Convection oven supposedly work better.

6. Put the browned steak into the oven for 4+ minutes, depending on how your like your steak. I like mine at ~6 minutes.

7. Let your steak rest on a cutting board or plate for a few minutes before serving.

If you did everything right, the steak should come out with the inside equally cook/same color with the coating of browned outside.

Yes, even better than my wife.

I got my current gf cooking for her! My Spanish omelette is her favourite dish in the world.

But, do you make it with onions?

Yep, pretty darn well. 

Yes! One whole onion for a 6 egg omelette.

I suck at baking bread and sweets, but I can cook many other things, pasta, sauces for it, risotto and other rice dishes, stews, sautées, soups, breaded and fried cutlets, grilled meats, fishes and other seafood, salads, fruit salads and even sushi and tempura. I make also a decent pizza using piadina or other very flat breads as a base (again, to bypass my poor skills at baking).

One of my ex girlfriends thought I'm sexy when I cook (and actually I cook a lot better than her, so the benefit was double  ).

Men can be very good at cooking, most of the best chefs in the world are men. Normally, though, men totally suck at tidying the kitchen up after they cook.    So when I got a gf that loves me cooking , I cook, she gets horny and she tidies up, so the benefit is actually triple.   

BTW, microwave can be used to cook not necessarily precooked food, you can prepare some tasty simple recipes with it, for example I cut raw potatoes in halves, fill them with what I fancy at the moment, put the halves back together, wrap in oven paper and microwave them, the result is very good, tastier than boiled or steamed (although I find a simple potato with nothing added, except a little salt and butter after cooking, cooked under smouldering wood ashes even tastier). Microwave is also good to prepare rice for sushi and salads, but not for risotto.

Yep