So two things.
One, I was at AT&T earlier and they had the charger in their Vita backwards. The thing was totally dead. I fixed it and it took forever to start up and its reserve battery was dead so it was like this for at least two days. I bet it was out of commission for weeks.
Second. I was showing my wife how to use cloud saving and while I was explaining it she took the liberty to upload the PSASBR data onto her Vita, overriding her save. Silly women. I had more progress than her but in different characters. sigh
Before the PS3 everyone was nice to me :(